riiight
a’ight. this has been eating at me for awhile so I’ve finally decided to put up a post about it.
Awhile ago my girlfriend Jill told me about the VH1’s “hottest rock bodies” episode where they revealed the 10 top hottest bodies of rock. here’s the list:
10. Kylie Minogue
9. Ashanti
8. Nick Lachey
7. Britney Spears
6. Justin Timberlake
5. Sheryl Crow
4. Usher
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Beyonce
1. Jessica Simpson
Does anyone else notice the problem? none of these people are rock stars! they’re all lame pop/boyband/r&b stars. That’s not Rock. Rock is Aerosmith. rock is Jimmi hendrix. rock is not justin timberlake.
so, Jill, my sister Theresa, and I set out to make a list of the real 10 hottest rock bodies. I don’t quite remember all of the ones we came up with, but here are a few… in no particular order:
Gavin Rossdale (bush)
Bon Jovi
Lenny Kravitz
Gwen Stefani (no doubt)
comment with your additions to the list. let’s fix VH1’s idiocy.
Authored by: mike d.
