The wonder! My doctor-to-be roommate suggested that I dab a bit of toothpaste on Mount Kilamanjaro before going to bed. I, of course, did exactly what she said without considering the possibility of looking like a fool. But, sure enough! Upon waking this morning I found my blemish to be a mere shadow of its former self. Downgraded from a Mnt Kilmanajaro to a Mnt Monadnok. victory!

Who knew that pimples and plaque were in cahoots?