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      that idiot new guy…

      August 20th, 2004 by mike d. in Conversations

      Brian: (having just finished drilling) “mike will you grab this drill bit. don’t grab it by the end”
      mike d: “sure” reaches out and grabs the end of the drill to find it burning hot, withdraws hands in a frenzy of pain and excessive motion
      mike d: “oh. you said DON’T grab it by the end.”
      Brian: “yeah. don’t do that.”

      Authored by: mike d.

      ahh colgate.

      August 20th, 2004 by mike d. in A Day In The Life...

      The wonder! My doctor-to-be roommate suggested that I dab a bit of toothpaste on Mount Kilamanjaro before going to bed. I, of course, did exactly what she said without considering the possibility of looking like a fool. But, sure enough! Upon waking this morning I found my blemish to be a […]

      The wonder! My doctor-to-be roommate suggested that I dab a bit of toothpaste on Mount Kilamanjaro before going to bed. I, of course, did exactly what she said without considering the possibility of looking like a fool. But, sure enough! Upon waking this morning I found my blemish to be a mere shadow of its former self. Downgraded from a Mnt Kilmanajaro to a Mnt Monadnok. victory!

      Who knew that pimples and plaque were in cahoots?

      Authored by: mike d.
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