There’s a brand spankin’ new IKEA opening up today not 1 mile from my apt. This afternoon post-work I’m going to attack the store armed with a gift certificate from my sister. This is really a monumental event as I have never before participated in the IKEA experience.
I’m not quite sure what I’m going to buy, or if the purchase will be made today. But… I will get something. and it WILL be exciting.
4 IKEA haikus:
Oh, IKEA oh
how I long for your sweet sales
cheap wholesale products
When I need some stuff
And I want to buy it cheap
‘I’ ‘K’ ‘E’ ‘A’ please
I expect a crowd
at today’s grand opening
I want IKEA
Sweedish retail chain
For ‘merican consumers
Lots of wealthy blondes
sweeeeeeeedish.