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      IKEA this!

      July 28th, 2004 by mike d. in Poetry

      There’s a brand spankin’ new IKEA opening up today not 1 mile from my apt. This afternoon post-work I’m going to attack the store armed with a gift certificate from my sister. This is really a monumental event as I have never before participated in the IKEA experience.

      I’m not quite sure what I’m going to buy, or if the purchase will be made today. But… I will get something. and it WILL be exciting.

      4 IKEA haikus:

      Oh, IKEA oh
      how I long for your sweet sales
      cheap wholesale products

      When I need some stuff
      And I want to buy it cheap
      ‘I’ ‘K’ ‘E’ ‘A’ please

      I expect a crowd
      at today’s grand opening
      I want IKEA

      Sweedish retail chain
      For ‘merican consumers
      Lots of wealthy blondes

      Authored by: mike d.
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